Lady Satan's Armpit

Do reading well-crafted extreme horror stories filled with violence and dark humor get your diesels revving? Are you looking for a new read that won’t sit sedately atop your “to be read” pile, but instead hunts you down to force its gross outrageousness onto you? If so, check out Lady Satan’s Armpit because it’s already checking you out.

Lucifer loves collecting seedy settings that serve alcohol with sex and violence as chasers. Bars, saloons, taverns, pubs, watering holes, inns, gin joints, speakeasies, and tap rooms. Of them all, Lady Satan’s Armpit is one of her favorites. A roadhouse that holds a special place in her cold black heart because it is the home base for one of her favorite games: The Stalker Wars.

A competition hosted by The Cryptid, Creature, and Monster Stalking Group which pits evil supernatural entities against one another to stalk and torture innocent and unsuspecting human beings for prizes and bragging rights. The Grand Champion at the end of a season’s game play is the contestant with the longest official recorded stalk time. Afterward gamepieces get sacrificed to our favorite dark lord – Lady Satan, the Queen of Hell.

It’s season 256 of The Stalker Wars in this extreme horror novel. All of the contestants have been registered. The torture and victimization has begun. The gameplay heated and tense. Who will be crowned Grand Champion? Who will record the goriest and most violent stalking event? Who will create the scariest? The Franklinville Poltergeist? The Blob Monster? Monty the Retired Circus Geek? Any of the Salem witches? The Ogres? The Executive Board Chupacabras? The Bedroom Bogeyman? Read Lady Satan’s Armpit to find out.

Season 256 will spiral uncontrollably into something new and different for all of its players. A season that will force the club’s by-laws and the contest’s guidelines to be rewritten when the stalkers themselves become the stalked and go missing.

Lady Satan’s Armpit promises lots of laughs and levity, but even more violence, mayhem, sex, and blood.