The Demented. The Sick. The Scary. The Funny. Stuff Dug Out of the Basement: Vol.1

While rummaging around in the dark and dusty corners of my basement, searching for a few bits and pieces of things (people?) I had lost track of, I discovered a stack of old stories I’d hidden away years ago at the request of my local police department. Some are demented, others are completely sick. All are scary and darkly humorous amid the gore, the sex, and the violence you can always expect from my writing.

Inside this volume you will find the following titles:

Anything. Anytime. Anywhere.
Because A Stake Through the Heart Would Kill Anyone
Whore
Call Me Captain Tomato Pants
And This Little Piggy…
The Maiden Voyage of The Eloise
The Demise of the The Eloise

I have collected together 7 short horror stories that cry out to finally be shared with the public. Regenerated, reinvigorated and compiled into one volume for the first time ever.

If you haven’t discovered my writing yet, The Demented. The Sick. The Scary. The Funny. is a great collection of short stories to introduce yourself to my disturbing style and content.

And…if you’re already in love with my storytelling, here’s some dementedly sick tales guaranteed to terrorize and damage you.